Sharafat Bhai aik din news dekh rahe thay – anchor cheekh cheekh ke keh raha tha:
"Dushman ke iraday khatarnaak hain, jang ho sakti hai!"
Sharafat Bhai ne TV band kiya, aur socha:
"Agar jang hui to kya mujhe bhi bulaya jayega? Kya main bhi tank chalaunga ya sirf dushman ko WhatsApp forward bhejunga?" 😂
Phir unhone Google kiya: “Jung ke Qanoon kya hote hain?”
Aur tab unka samna hua ek aise qanooni duniya se, jahan jang bhi tameez se ladi jaati hai!
⚖️ Jung ke Qanoon – War bhi with manners bhai!
Sharafat Bhai hairaan ho gaye jab unhe pata chala ke jang ladne ka bhi ek tareeqa hota hai! Ye koi gali ke larray jaisa scene nahi hota. Jang ke liye duniya ne kuch rules banaye hain jinko kehte hain:
“Laws of War” yaani Jang ke Qanoon.
📜 1. Geneva Conventions – Qanoon ke Buzurg
Geneva Conventions wo ahem rules hain jo jang ke dauran insaniyat ki hifazat karte hain. Total 4 Conventions hain, aur Pakistan ne bhi inko sign kiya hua hai.
- Zakhmi faujiyon ka ilaj zaruri hai
- Qaidiyon ke sath insani sulook hona chahiye
- Doctors, nurses aur ambulance par hamla nahi ho sakta
- Civilians (bacha, aurat, buzurg) ko target nahi kiya ja sakta
👨⚕️ 2. Sharafat Bhai ka Dream Mission – Ambulance Driver!
Sharafat Bhai ne socha:
“Mujhe gun chalani nahi aati, lekin agar ambulance chalani pad gayi to Geneva Convention mujhe hero bana dega!” 🚑
Lekin unka cousin Major Junaid samjha gaya:
“Agar war ka qanoon na hota, to har koi sharafat bhool jata.”
🚫 3. Jang ke Dauran Kya Nahi Karna Chahiye?
❌ War Crimes:
- Hospital pe bombing
- Zinda qaidiyon ko maarna
- Chemical ya biological hathiyar use karna
- Ghareeb logon ke upar drone gira dena
- Civilians pe seedha hamla
Sharafat Bhai ne hairani se bola:
“Yani jang bhi ‘terms & conditions’ ke sath hoti hai?” 😳
🕊️ 4. White Flag Ka Sach
Ek din Sharafat Bhai ne film dekhi jahan dushman ne white flag uthaya. Unhone socha ye to surrender ka signal hai.
Phir unhone apne padosi se kaha:
“Agar dushman white flag le aaye to unko chai pilao, Geneva Convention ka order hai!” ☕
🔫 5. Hague Conventions – Jang Ke Tools Ka Qanoon
Jang me kaunse hathiyar istemal kar sakte ho, ye decide karti hai Hague Convention.
Allowed:
- Guns
- Tanks
- Drones (limit ke sath)
Not Allowed:
- Poison gas
- Blinding lasers
- Human shield banana
Sharafat Bhai ne bola:
“Main to soch raha tha laser wali aankhon se ladunga… Hollywood ne dhoka de diya bhai!” 😂
📍 6. Pakistan aur War Laws
Pakistan ne Geneva aur Hague dono conventions sign kiye hain.
Pak Army apne jawanon ko Laws of War ki training deti hai — taake unhe pata ho ke:
- Kis waqt fire karna hai
- Kis par fire karna hai
- Kis ko zinda pakarna hai
- Aur kis ko chai pilani hai ☕💂♂️
⚖️ 7. War Crimes ka Anjaam
Agar kisi country ka fauj ya sipahi war ke rules tode:
- To uspe case ban sakta hai International Criminal Court (ICC) me
- Sanctions lag sakti hain
- Uski duniya bhar me badnaami ho sakti hai
Sharafat Bhai ne bola:
“Main to souch raha hoon agar ICC me chala gaya to lawyer bhi Geneva Convention ka quote karega!” ⚖️
🧠 8. War Qanoon se Kya Seekhein?
- Har jang me dushman se pehle insaniyat yaad rakhni chahiye
- Aap fauji ho ya civilian — jang ke rules sab pe barabar lagte hain
- Media propaganda aur asli news me farq samajhna chahiye
- Har white flag ka matlab har baar surrender nahi hota – kabhi kabhi wo Safed Rumal bhi hota hai jo hawa me ud gaya ho 😂
📢 Aakhri Baat – Sharafat Bhai ki Style Me
“Agar jang tameez se ladhi jaa sakti hai to Facebook pe comments to tameez se ho hi sakte hain bhai!” 😆
Jung ke qanoon hume yeh sikhate hain ke:
Har jang me jeet se zyada izzat aur insaniyat zaroori hoti hai.
Agar duniya in qanoon ko follow kare to jang bhi aik zameer wali ladai ban sakti hai — jisme talwar se pehle soch ka istemal ho.